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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Absent Alibi

Jeff: Hello boss! I can't come in tonight... my sister just gave birth
Ken: Isn't there anyone who can take care of the baby?
Jeff: nah... I have to help her
Ken: okay... just show me the birth certificate when you come in.
Jeff: uh-oh
Man: drink more dude!

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At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Quality Assurance Commissar said...

If the Men with Golden Arms of Recto cannot make a convincing forgery of a NSO BC, he can always borrow someone else's baby and bring it to work.

The better reason for absence for goof-offs like Jeff would be a death in the family - his

And I am willing to help make it convincing

*Pulls out gun. Slaps in magazine and pulls back slide

At 5:21 PM, Blogger adrian said...

yeh goofing off! hehe

At 12:23 AM, Anonymous venice said...

ang dami talagang pwede excuse! lahat nalang... ang cool, colored na pala callwork, congrats!

At 9:43 AM, Blogger Hazel Chua said...

QAC - yeah just shoot them. har har har! If people doesn't want to work then it's better they just resign and never enter the industry again. Please lang.

Adrian - :)

Venice - salamat!

At 7:40 PM, Blogger Planet Markus said...

Talamak talaga ganito excuses. Di lang sa work. Lalo na sa school at lalung-lalo na sa bahay! Heheheh...

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