Absent Alibi

Translation:

Jeff: Hello boss! I can't come in tonight... my sister just gave birth

Ken: Isn't there anyone who can take care of the baby?

Jeff: nah... I have to help her

Ken: okay... just show me the birth certificate when you come in.

Jeff: uh-oh

Man: drink more dude!

Magkasama-sama ang Pamilya

Translation:

Narrator: Drama's in Life:

Rhea: Boss. I need to file my leave on Christmas...

Ken: No.

Ken: When you accepted this job, you agreed to work even on holidays.

Rhea: But boss, it's the only day that me and my family will all be together

Clover: What's up? Did he allow you?

Rhea: Whatever! CAP me if he wants to... still I won't come in on Christmas!

Ken: Hey! Heard that!

Sarap Lutuin

Translation:
SMS: Boss, I can't come to work
SMS again: Please be avised that I can't come to work
SMS again: Boss, I haven't had any sleep. Can't come to work tonight

Sick Agents

Translation:

Ops Manager: Ken, where is jeff? I saw him earlier...

Ken: He's in the clinic... you know....

Ken: ...agents... they will be absent if they aren't sick. Then they will come in if they're sick!!!

Walang Pamasahe

Translation:
Ken: Clover, you have been absent for three days
Clover: I don't have money for transportation...
Ken: That's not an excuse!
Clover: Can I just borrow until pay day?
Ken: Don't come in anymore

Tax Refund

Translation:
Ope Manager: Ken, Why do you have so many agents absent today?
Ken: taking their vacation...
Ken: ...since it's payday and they just got their tax refund!