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Monday, November 17, 2008

Stretcher


Translation:
Clover: I'm not feeling well since yesterday!
Rhea: We better keep going or we'll be late...
Clover: Boss keeps on denying my leave!
Rhea: You're so ambitious, girl..
Clover: Maybe one day I'll come in to work in a stretcher!

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Absent Alibi


Translation:
Jeff: Hello boss! I can't come in tonight... my sister just gave birth
Ken: Isn't there anyone who can take care of the baby?
Jeff: nah... I have to help her
Ken: okay... just show me the birth certificate when you come in.
Jeff: uh-oh
Man: drink more dude!

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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Magkasama-sama ang Pamilya


Translation:
Narrator: Drama's in Life:
Rhea: Boss. I need to file my leave on Christmas...
Ken: No.
Ken: When you accepted this job, you agreed to work even on holidays.
Rhea: But boss, it's the only day that me and my family will all be together
Clover: What's up? Did he allow you?
Rhea: Whatever! CAP me if he wants to... still I won't come in on Christmas!
Ken: Hey! Heard that!

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

Sarap Lutuin

Translation:
SMS: Boss, I can't come to work
SMS again: Please be avised that I can't come to work
SMS again: Boss, I haven't had any sleep. Can't come to work tonight

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Sick Agents


Translation:
Ops Manager: Ken, where is jeff? I saw him earlier...
Ken: He's in the clinic... you know....
Ken: ...agents... they will be absent if they aren't sick. Then they will come in if they're sick!!!

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Walang Pamasahe

Translation:
Ken: Clover, you have been absent for three days
Clover: I don't have money for transportation...
Ken: That's not an excuse!
Clover: Can I just borrow until pay day?
Ken: Don't come in anymore

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